The State of Dominion Heights is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its absence of drug laws and suspicion of poets. The hard-working, democratic population of 6.248 billion Dominion Heightsians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.3%.

The very strong Dominion Heightsian economy, worth 248 trillion betales a year, is quite specialized and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Book Publishing. Average income is 39,712 betales, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 140,126 per year while the poor average 8,140, a ratio of 17.2 to 1.

Passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life, religious figures have been banned from public holidays to make them more multicultural, out-of-work actors say they can't complain, and the flight attendant who draws the short straw is on "cockpit bucket duty". Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Dominion Heights's national animal is the deer.

Dominion Heights is ranked 269,610^th in the world and 668^th in 0000 for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring -4.47 on the Gilded Widget Scale.